Agi's things that are ace as fuck thread

[Agi'nor]

[b:1d858]Getting my car back and thrashing for a good few hours[/b:1d858]

[Cieto]

I got my car back from the garage today as well, but i forgot my home keys so i was forced to drive around for a bit :(

[Starko]

pre-cu swg.

har har har

come on...it was coming <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->

and

waking up next to the mrs
waking up thinking its friday but then remembering its saturday
waking up thinking you have to go to school/work/college but remembering its the first day of the holidays
hot people topless sunbathing
staring at some piece of shit for hours and then having a flash of insperation and getting it finished in 10 mins
movies that you get dragged to by friends/parents/the mr(s) that turn out to be fucking pimp
in fact...anything that you don't wanna do that then turns out to be amazing
good music - whatever genre
pizza!
NOODLES!!
hearing those 3 words when you wake up in the morning....not I love you...the other ones <!-- s;) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><!-- s;) -->
getting paid
checking your bank balance and having no idea where the extra 100 quid sprang from
games you can just sit and play for what feels like minutes but is actually 3 days

erm...will add more as i think of em.

[Agi'nor]

[b:146cf]dude one submission at a time we all want to have our say <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D --> <!-- s;) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><!-- s;) --> [/b:146cf]

[Starko]

[quote=&quot;Agi'nor&quot;:bb605]
[b:bb605]dude one submission at a time we all want to have our say <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D --> <!-- s;) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><!-- s;) --> [/b:bb605]
[/quote:bb605]

+1 to shit as fuck <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->

[Qula]

[quote=&quot;Starko&quot;:e02ee]
waking up next to the mrs
good music - whatever genre
checking your bank balance and having no idea where the extra 100 quid sprang from
[/quote:e02ee]

QFUCKINGE!!!!!

[Marc]

fuck sake starko stop answering everything you did this in the last thread lol!

[Agi'nor]

[b:9ac9d]*nudges marc*

dont think he has cottoned onto it being a thread where you tell us what was ace that day

*points at starko*

*giggles behind his hand*[/b:9ac9d]

[ioiny]

Having a really good wank

[Agi'nor]

[b:4700b]as above <!-- s;) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><!-- s;) --> [/b:4700b]

[Snack]

yeah? well i drove a 1.2 litre corsa today


WHAT A BEAST! [color=#FFFFFF:6ecdf]=/[/color:6ecdf]

[Kyho]

[quote=&quot;Snack&quot;:36da9]
yeah? well i drove a 1.2 litre corsa today


WHAT A BEAST! [color=#FFFFFF:36da9]=/[/color:36da9]
[/quote:36da9]


pft nub my 1.4 l fiesta pwns yours!

[Firo]

[quote=&quot;Kyho&quot;:c267f]
[quote=&quot;Snack&quot;:c267f]
yeah? well i drove a 1.2 litre corsa today


WHAT A BEAST! [color=#FFFFFF:c267f]=/[/color:c267f]
[/quote:c267f]


pft nub my 1.4 l fiesta pwns yours![/quote:c267f]
and my 1.8 freelander owns you!

[Salva]

[quote=&quot;Firo&quot;:38180]
[quote=&quot;Kyho&quot;:38180]
[quote=&quot;Snack&quot;:38180]
yeah? well i drove a 1.2 litre corsa today


WHAT A BEAST! [color=#FFFFFF:38180]=/[/color:38180]
[/quote:38180]


pft nub my 1.4 l fiesta pwns yours![/quote:38180]
and my 1.8 freelander owns you![/quote:38180]


and i just pwn u all so stfu <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->


and irn bru's ace as fuck <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->

[Taras]

[quote=&quot;Firo&quot;:0cc95]
[quote=&quot;Kyho&quot;:0cc95]
[quote=&quot;Snack&quot;:0cc95]
yeah? well i drove a 1.2 litre corsa today


WHAT A BEAST! [color=#FFFFFF:0cc95]=/[/color:0cc95]
[/quote:0cc95]


pft nub my 1.4 l fiesta pwns yours![/quote:0cc95]
and my 1.8 freelander owns you![/quote:0cc95]

tbh i wouldn't be seen dead in a freelander maybe if you live out in the wilderness somewhere but fuck that in a city

[Qula]

Getting Fucking pissed (like I am nowz) and not needed to throw up, thatd fucking ace. Also when bouncers are gods to u when u d0ont have ID but they let u in anbwaysz <!-- s:mrgreen: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt="Mr. Green" title="Mr. Green" /><!-- s:mrgreen: -->

[Firo]

[quote=&quot;Taras&quot;:59137]
[quote=&quot;Firo&quot;:59137]
[quote=&quot;Kyho&quot;:59137]
[quote=&quot;Snack&quot;:59137]
yeah? well i drove a 1.2 litre corsa today


WHAT A BEAST! [color=#FFFFFF:59137]=/[/color:59137]
[/quote:59137]


pft nub my 1.4 l fiesta pwns yours![/quote:59137]
and my 1.8 freelander owns you![/quote:59137]

tbh i wouldn't be seen dead in a freelander maybe if you live out in the wilderness somewhere but fuck that in a city[/quote:59137] I live in a village about 9 miles from the nearest city centre, ofc I do have the smaller 3dr freelander (not that keen on the 5 door)

[Starko]

[quote=&quot;Salva&quot;:a48e6]
and irn bru's ace as fuck <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->
[/quote:a48e6]

QFE!

[Agi'nor]

[b:11a36]a good day at work , fucking love my job [/b:11a36]

[Starko]

IRC is ace as fuck.


hint.

[Zadokk]

[quote=&quot;Agi'nor&quot;:95cfa]
[b:95cfa]a good day at work , fucking love my job [/b:95cfa]
[/quote:95cfa]
QFE. A good day at work is so fuckin rewarding. It's being paid to do what you like (or &quot;don't mind&quot;) doing. Awesome.

[Agi'nor]

[quote=&quot;Starko&quot;:89113]
IRC is ace as fuck.


hint.
[/quote:89113]

[b:89113]wont log into IRC for some reason keeps hanging[/b:89113]

[Stig]

the feeling you get watching the end cutscene of any game after completing it on hard mode

[Snack]

wanking is pretty ace

[Qula]

Watching the FFIX ending FMV

[Vlassili]

[quote=&quot;Firo&quot;:0480b]
[quote=&quot;Kyho&quot;:0480b]
[quote=&quot;Snack&quot;:0480b]
yeah? well i drove a 1.2 litre corsa today


WHAT A BEAST! [color=#FFFFFF:0480b]=/[/color:0480b]
[/quote:0480b]


pft nub my 1.4 l fiesta pwns yours![/quote:0480b]
and my 1.8 freelander owns you![/quote:0480b]

...[b:0480b]6.6L[/b:0480b] 1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am. [b:0480b]403[/b:0480b] Oldsmobile V8 engine, is the car I own. It would destroy all of those. ;p Yes, I really own it. Which is why my ace as fuck thing shall be:

Waking up/going for a drive/going anywhere in a car and realizing you have your dream car at age 19, is pretty fucking ace. <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->

[Starko]

[quote=&quot;Vlassili&quot;:fe582]
[quote=&quot;Firo&quot;:fe582]
[quote=&quot;Kyho&quot;:fe582]
[quote=&quot;Snack&quot;:fe582]
yeah? well i drove a 1.2 litre corsa today


WHAT A BEAST! [color=#FFFFFF:fe582]=/[/color:fe582]
[/quote:fe582]


pft nub my 1.4 l fiesta pwns yours![/quote:fe582]
and my 1.8 freelander owns you![/quote:fe582]

...[b:fe582]6.6L[/b:fe582] 1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am. [b:fe582]403[/b:fe582] Oldsmobile V8 engine, is the car I own. It would destroy all of those. ;p Yes, I really own it. Which is why my ace as fuck thing shall be:

Waking up/going for a drive/going anywhere in a car and realizing you have your dream car at age 19, is pretty fucking ace. <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->[/quote:fe582]
show us a pic then <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->

of you..

in it <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->

[Vlassili]

[quote=&quot;Starko&quot;:67202]
[quote=&quot;Vlassili&quot;:67202]
[quote=&quot;Firo&quot;:67202]
[quote=&quot;Kyho&quot;:67202]
[quote=&quot;Snack&quot;:67202]
yeah? well i drove a 1.2 litre corsa today


WHAT A BEAST! [color=#FFFFFF:67202]=/[/color:67202]
[/quote:67202]


pft nub my 1.4 l fiesta pwns yours![/quote:67202]
and my 1.8 freelander owns you![/quote:67202]

...[b:67202]6.6L[/b:67202] 1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am. [b:67202]403[/b:67202] Oldsmobile V8 engine, is the car I own. It would destroy all of those. ;p Yes, I really own it. Which is why my ace as fuck thing shall be:

Waking up/going for a drive/going anywhere in a car and realizing you have your dream car at age 19, is pretty fucking ace. <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->[/quote:67202]
show us a pic then <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt="Razz" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->

of you..

in it <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->[/quote:67202]

No webcam/digital cam/anything. I guess I could record the sound of the engine for you to compare, if you're really, really desperate to make sure I'm not lying. ;p

[tomcat]

thats easy

[img:b7265]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/tomcatvmp/HPIM0101.jpg[/img:b7265]

thats my boy he crys like a baby when u start it up lol <!-- s:twisted: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_twisted.gif" alt="Twisted Evil" title="Twisted Evil" /><!-- s:twisted: -->

[Agi'nor]

[b:f61f5]getting the chap in the indian virgin broadband technical support centre to remind me what my password was for one of my email accounts

&quot;fuckintwat&quot;

&quot;erm could you repeat that&quot;

&quot;er ... yes mr robbins the password is fuckintwat&quot;[/b:f61f5]

[Starko]

[quote=&quot;Agi'nor&quot;:d1e7b]
[b:d1e7b]getting the chap in the indian virgin broadband technical support centre to remind me what my password was for one of my email accounts

&quot;fuckintwat&quot;

&quot;erm could you repeat that&quot;

&quot;er ... yes mr robbins the password is fuckintwat&quot;[/b:d1e7b]
[/quote:d1e7b]

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

omg, i can't breathe...

[Agi'nor]

[b:7554f]after 2 hours of stress it stopped me from cancelling my virgin account the english bird didnt play ball with my main account password earlier in the day she spelt it out letter by letter and sounded quite annoyed <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> but the indian lad said it without hesitation <!-- s:twisted: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_twisted.gif" alt="Twisted Evil" title="Twisted Evil" /><!-- s:twisted: --> to be fair he had no idea what he had said[/b:7554f]

[Starko]

haha, ahhh

/pass crown agi

you made my day matey <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->

[Zadokk]

Yeah sometimes they are annoying as fuck but if they catch you on a good day they can't half make you laugh. I used to phone up the ones at Microsoft, some of them were utter shite lol.

[Marc]

when i phoned up microsoft to activate windows he was like, sooo what do you think of corrie?



.....!.....!!!

[Starko]

nar when i had to activate my pirate copy (lol) got this indian lady...and i don't mean to sound rude, but she had a very strong accent, and trying to type in a 25 digit hex code when

B,C,D,E,3

all sound the same...is a fucking pain in the arse.

[Marc]

[quote=&quot;Starko&quot;:c0190]
nar when i had to activate my [b:c0190]pirate copy (lol)[/b:c0190] got this indian lady...and i don't mean to sound rude, but she had a very strong accent, and trying to type in a 25 digit hex code when

B,C,D,E,3

all sound the same...is a fucking pain in the arse.
[/quote:c0190]
same lol, its quite hard, im like, soo can you repeat the last bit..hmm... what about the bit before that...hmm... can you just repeat the whole thing again cause i cant understand wtf your saying....

[Starko]

[quote=&quot;Marc&quot;:44d9f]
can you just repeat the whole thing again cause i cant understand wtf your saying....
[/quote:44d9f]

LOL, EXACTLY!

[Agi'nor]

going from 2mb to 10mb BB today :)

[ioiny]

going from 2mb to 10mb BB today :)
Long way to my speed man

[Agi'nor]

aye but UK is teh suck :(

[Zadokk]

going from 2mb to 10mb BB today :)

yay im getting 5mb... same download limit though, kinda like someone slapping you really hard in the face with a porno mag.

[Stig]

i slapped a bug really hard with a porn mag once, and i must say it was alot worse for it than it would have been getting 5mb broadband

ofc with that statement the question rises, what would a bug do with 5mb broadband? probably completely ignore it, not even realizing that it has escaped porn squashing in favour of 5mb broadband and just continue its short ignorant life shitting in peoples food, still, thats a question for another day

and an ace as fuck thing is your sister going to sleep before she can grass you up for finding and using the router which was taken off you for doing fuck all at school and saying nothing but fuck for ages

[Zadokk]

i slapped a bug really hard with a porn mag once, and i must say it was alot worse for it than it would have been getting 5mb broadband

ofc with that statement the question rises, what would a bug do with 5mb broadband? probably completely ignore it, not even realizing that it has escaped porn squashing in favour of 5mb broadband and just continue its short ignorant life shitting in peoples food, still, thats a question for another day

and an ace as fuck thing is your sister going to sleep before she can grass you up for finding and using the router which was taken off you for doing fuck all at school and saying nothing but fuck for ages

You should seek help. Soon.

[Agi'nor]

Off work till tuesday , nice sunny weather , car parts arrived , few days of bliss and Daft Punk coming to play in leeds this summer :)

[Starko]

i slapped a bug really hard with a porn mag once, and i must say it was alot worse for it than it would have been getting 5mb broadband

ofc with that statement the question rises, what would a bug do with 5mb broadband? probably completely ignore it, not even realizing that it has escaped porn squashing in favour of 5mb broadband and just continue its short ignorant life shitting in peoples food, still, thats a question for another day

and an ace as fuck thing is your sister going to sleep before she can grass you up for finding and using the router which was taken off you for doing fuck all at school and saying nothing but fuck for ages

You should seek help. Soon.

now, zadokk, it isn't stiggeh's fault if he still rides a tricycle with stablisers.

[Zadokk]

now, zadokk, it isn't stiggeh's fault if he still rides a tricycle with stablisers.

a 5-wheeler?

[Rajick]

You know whats fucking ace, get totally wasted and wake up next to a hot girl you dont even fucking know...

[Starko]

a 5-wheeler?

if you got on IRC more you'd now what i was referencing :P

[Marc]

vodka red bull

[Vlassili]

Watching the FFIX ending FMV

Also, watching the opera scene in FFVI. Final Fantasy FTW. :D

[Agi'nor]

Watching roiund the twist on CH5 , ahh the childhood memories

[Agi'nor]

Absolutely throwing it down with snow outside

[Zadokk]

Absolutely throwing it down with snow outside

Is the off-topic or are you just saying how much you love it when it snows?

[Marc]

Is the off-topic or are you just saying how much you love it when it snows?
i heard agi likes anything white :o

[Agi'nor]

I like all colours , bit of diversity never hurt anyone

[Dalif]

Agi just loves teh semen.. in all colors

[Marc]

recon if you drink a few bottles of food dye you can produce different coloured semen? i know it will change your piss but semen? imagen a porn movie, some girl getting some action then wank splat blue goo all over her face...would add humour to it xD

[Dalif]

I think you should give it a go.

However, seeing as semen isn't a product of the waste your body secretes (like urine and stool), I'd daresay it won't be affected. Blue crap might be fun tho.. Give it a go.

[Marc]

want pictures? ill route around tonight in me cooking cubard lol think dad has a selection of stuff.

[Starko]

I think you should give it a go.

However, seeing as semen isn't a product of the waste your body secretes (like urine and stool), I'd daresay it won't be affected. Blue crap might be fun tho.. Give it a go.

but more fruit = sweeter


apparently

[Marc]

i saw one of those mirc quotes tother day, went something like this:

"in biology we were talking about semen, the teacher said semen has alot of suger in but a girl asked her "why does it taste salty" no realising what she said at first, the whole class looking at her, the teacher replied "cause where you taste it isnt the tip of your tounge where the sweet taste buds are" the girl in question went bright red and started to cry."

made me giggle.

[Dalif]

http://www.semenex.com - somebody give that stuff a test.

Also, no pics for me.