One Word Story (starkos attempt at post count increase)

[Starko]

just trying to see if it is actually possible to make a half decent one for a change...without it turning into every other word being fuck <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->

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[Dalif]

fuck

[podge]

sucks.

[Agi'nor]

[b:c77f9]Shite[/b:c77f9]

[podge]

happens

[Agi'nor]

[b:c9d4d]when[/b:c9d4d]

[podge]

individuals

[Agi'nor]

[b:60f11]advertise[/b:60f11]

[podge]

stupid

[Agi'nor]

[b:9953e]shoddy[/b:9953e]

[podge]

worn

[Agi'nor]

[b:6fef8]underwear[/b:6fef8]

[podge]

soiled

[Deepsea]

newspaper

[Agi'nor]

[b:0e43c]clippings[/b:0e43c]

[podge]

lining

[Agi'nor]

[b:fefaa]for[/b:fefaa]

[Starko]

hats

[Agi'nor]

[b:e2336].[/b:e2336] &lt;------ fullstop

[Starko]

Gh3ys

[podge]

typo

[Starko]

when

[podge]

humping

[Malai]

ducks

[Dalif]

out

[podge]

constantly

(and starko's attempt at postcount increasing fails because I'm here to rape it)

[Zadokk]

fucking

[podge]

Zadokk.

[Starko]

Afterwards

[podge]

Starko

[podge]

Starko

[Firo]

in

[Firo]

in

[podge]

drag

[Starko]

likes

[Zadokk]

munching

[Starko]

crunchy

[Zadokk]

lunchy

[Starko]

bacon

[podge]

crusts

[Starko]

of

[podge]

pigs.

[Starko]

Mrs

[podge]

Robinson

[Starko]

and

[podge]

students

[Dalif]

defibrillated

[Starko]

on

[Redavv]

the

[Starko]

grassy

[Sabas]

"mound"

[podge]

while

[Agi'nor]

inserting

[podge]

rigid

[Starko]

phallic

[podge]

objects

[Starko]

into

[podge]

his

[Starko]

urethra.

[podge]

Wincing

[Starko]

horribily

[podge]

with

[Starko]

pleasure

[podge]

and

[Starko]

enjoyment

[podge]

Atariboy's

[Redavv]

Are

[Starko]

going

[podge]

to

[Agi'nor]

sell

[Starko]

his

[podge]

lame

[Starko]

and

[Agi'nor]

badly

[Starko]

wounded

[BillSpears]

monkey

[Starko]

testicals.

[podge]

Meanwhile,

[Starko]

Obi-Wan

[Agi'nor]

cunted

[Firo]

Agi

[Agi'nor]

inbetween

[Starko]

the-gonads.

[Agi'nor]

France

[-MAGIC-]

is

[Starko]

fucking

[Agi'nor]

ace

[-MAGIC-]

cunts

[Sabas]

with

[RZEL]

two

[Gohma]

monkeys

[Redavv]

with

[Gohma]

eight

[-MAGIC-]

cocks

[Deepsea]

ruminating

[Starko]

in

[Gohma]

Ultyma's

[Sabas]

crab

[Redavv]

now

[podge]

defunct

[Starko]

vagina

[podge]

. Yesterday,

[Starko]

All-my-troubles-seemed-so-far-away (sing with me!)

[podge]

(hah, you bit...) but

[Redavv]

Bollocks

[podge]

itch

[BillSpears]

like

[SynerGies]

monkeys

[Redavv]

inside

[podge]

humid

[Sabas]

green

[Redavv]

turd

[Gohma]

were

[Starko]

dancing

[Gohma]

with

[Deepsea]

Oleh

[Starko]

around

[Gohma]

Ulty

[podge]

and

[Starko]

his

[podge]

donkey

[Starko]

's hammock.

[podge]

whereupon

[Starko]

he

[Gohma]

assaulted

[podge]

his

[Starko]

bumhole

[Gohma]

with

[Starko]

his

[Saivak]

magnificent

[podge]

llama

[Starko]

. Tomorrow,

[podge]

Llamabert

[Starko]

went

[podge]

medieval

[Stig]

on

[Starko]

his

[Gohma]

favourite

[podge]

hippy

[Gohma]

so

[podge]

cried

[Gohma]

and

[Starko]

cried

[Coofo Shunshine]

and

[Saivak]

cried

[Starko]

and

[Saivak]

thought

[Gohma]

why

[Starko]

did

[Gohma]

he

[Starko]

commit

[Gohma]

a

[Starko]

n act

[Gohma]

of

[Starko]

commitment

[Gohma]

which

[Starko]

will

[Gohma]

eventually

[Starko]

turn

[Gohma]

him

[Starko]

into

[Gohma]

a

[Starko]

pit

[Redavv]

of

[Starko]

infected

[Redavv]

sperm

[podge]

. Retching

[Starko]

at

[drunkball]

back

[podge]

hair

[Starko]

, Bear

[podge]

poop-milked

[Starko]

his

[podge]

dinosaur

[Starko]

into

[podge]

a

[Starko]

gate-to

[podge]

ferment

[Starko]

a

(i hate you podge :()

[podge]

giant

(why? :( )

[Starko]

enemy-crab

(check the pm)

[podge]

escaping

(i did so respond appropriately and i can make it my next post :p )

[Starko]

MORDOR!

(i love you :))

[Gohma]

with

[Starko]

Fsm

[podge]

and

[Starko]

Lucas

[podge]

smoking

[Starko]

blunt

[podge]

Bananas

[Starko]

with

[podge]

Bananaman

[Starko]

and

[podge]

Superted

[Starko]

. They

(FUCKING READ MY MIND /bow)

[podge]

proceeded

[Starko]

to

[podge]

Mordor

[Starko]

and

[podge]

found

[Starko]

Bear

[podge]

shitting

[Gohma]

on

[podge]

his

[Gohma]

giant

[Starko]

ring.

[podge]

Poking

[Starko]

his

[podge]

Pokemon

[Starko]

saying; "

[podge]

Agi'Nor

[Gohma]

likes

[Starko]

Pokémans

[podge]

and

[Starko]

Digimon

[podge]

which

[BillSpears]

lol'd

[Starko]

, twice.

[drunkball]

after

[Starko]

they

[drunkball]

would

[Stig]

rampantly

[drunkball]

think

[Gohma]

that

[Starko]

Hinch

[Gohma]

could

[Starko]

insert

[Gohma]

a

[Aleean]

muppet

[Starko]

into

[drunkball]

his

[Deepsea]

Kayak

[Starko]

whilst

[podge]

stroking

[Starko]

Stiggeh's

[podge]

sticky

[Starko]

tricycle

[podge]

wheels

[drunkball]

because

[Marc]

he

[podge]

touches

[drunkball]

arse

[Starko]

with

[Agi'nor]

postcount

[Starko]

whore

[Agi'nor]

style

[Gohma]

such

[Agi'nor]

behaviour

[Gohma]

results

[Agi'nor]

in