Tip of the Day

[Agi'nor]

[b:0f9fb]DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements.
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[Zadokk]

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[b:35d6c]DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements.
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Or for a more efficient method just put a couple of turds through the shredder when you shred your documents.

[Stig]

use a blender, 2 human shits, your documents blend for 4 minutes, its a well known recipe for love

in some circles

[Dalif]

Finally.. I've been looking all over for a way to conceal my identity. And I had a feeling shredders just wouldn't cut it.

Thanks folks. This board has it all!

[Agi'nor]

[b:e8d0c]CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a p*ss before the film starts.[/b:e8d0c]

[Starko]

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[b:bc624]CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a p*ss before the film starts.[/b:bc624]
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[Deepsea]

Tired of spending far too much on expensive chewing gum?

I find a blob of toothpaste on a thick rubber band makes an ideal substitute. and it lasts much longer.

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[podge]

never wash anything blue with anything pink...

my 10 year old blue t-shirt which hasn't bled for years on anything white and is so faded it resembles my grandad's hair, still managed to turn my daughters pink outfits into purple-blue blotchy crap.

[Starko]

never, ever, be the navigator.

[podge]

if you fart in an elevator, think sad thoughts to avoid smiling